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A Neighborhood of Strangers
I just found out about this Chinese phone app called Are You Dead? That’s the actual name of the app, not some translation error or weird, hyper-specific joke that didn’t survive the conversion to English. Are You Dead? has gone … Continue reading
A Heart Built of Error Messages
I’ve been getting a lot of (unsolicited) advice lately about how I need to start embracing AI. I am informed that it can streamline my workflow, optimize my productivity, refine my emotional patterns, and, presumably, align my chakras via Bluetooth. … Continue reading
A Betrayal of Potatoes
I would like to enjoy an occasional baked potato. Not that I do enjoy them, I merely aspire to. Baked potatoes and I have a complicated relationship, the sort you’d file under “irreconcilable differences” in a divorce court. Everything about … Continue reading
The New Stone Age
Well, the new millennium is upon us and, despite frantic planning (or the frantic avoidance of said planning, which is what actually took place), the final equinox changing seems to have come with more a whimper than a bang. Still, … Continue reading
Just West of Hell 